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- mom: how long are you going to listen to that song
- me: centuries
*constantly beats self up for being a shitty adult*
I forget how gay I am till I’m around a bunch of straight people.
just wanna get rich enough to buy my mom all the shit she deserves
- me: [makes list of TV shows i should start watching]
- me: [re-watches every single episode of a show i've already seen]
Cute fun nicknames for your significant other
- uh uh!
i wonder if anyone on this website has ever seen the movie “mean girls”